she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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