Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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