Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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