and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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