On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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