he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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