when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just want nice things and good sex
this hospital has no fireball
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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