tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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