I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just found puke in my bra..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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