She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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