about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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