WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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