I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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