I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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