Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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