at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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