She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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