I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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