Say something about gay babies.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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