We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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