we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
