Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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