Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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