how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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