You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize