Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
