So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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