Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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