This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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