Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
