Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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