Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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