HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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