I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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