Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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