I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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