The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
