he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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