He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's shark week go big or go home
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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