He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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