Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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