She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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