I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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