No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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