You really coming over, don't trick.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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