He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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