good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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