I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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