Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
this is an emotional support booty call
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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