I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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