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How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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