I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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