I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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