I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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