brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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