they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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